The Straight Version
Tech stocks cratered after US midterm election results sparked fears of tougher government regulation on AI data centres.
The UNHINGED Take
Silicon Valley tech-bros are crying because politicians might finally slow down their overhyped, energy-guzzling chatbot scams. Go back to burning actual cash, you absolute parasites.
The Bottom Line
WALL STREET MELTDOWN / 10
Silicon Valley tech-bros are crying because politicians might finally slow down their overhyped, energy-guzzling chatbot scams.
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Silicon Valley tech-bros are crying because politicians might finally slow down their overhyped, energy-guzzling chatbot scams. WALL STREET MELTDOWN / 10 https://unhingednews.com/my/major-tech-stocks-plunge-as-us-midterms-add #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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