The Straight Version
UN says 90M displaced people live in climate danger zones.
The UNHINGED Take
UN throws glittery COP31 'treaty' while 90M refugees drown in Turkey’s fire—kelah, politicians rant, climate’s just a fancy pizza topping.
The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED NUTCHA / 10
UN throws glittery COP31 'treaty' while 90M refugees drown in Turkey’s fire—kelah, politicians rant, climate’s just a fancy pizza topping.
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