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New US sanctions target Cuba’s oil shipping, electronics sectors

🇲🇾 Malaysia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Free Malaysia Today·5 Nov, 11:02 pm
New US sanctions target Cuba’s oil shipping, electronics sectors — Malaysia
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The Straight Version

US hits Cuba's oil shipping and electronics sectors, sanctioning two Chinese firms that sold military gear.

The UNHINGED Take

US stamps a dagger on Cuba’s oil convoy, while two Chinese shell companies arm them. Malaysia watching, popcorn sticky, because everybody knows futures are in the hands of clowns and sharks.

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TRASH PANIC / 10

US stamps a dagger on Cuba’s oil convoy, while two Chinese shell companies arm them.

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US stamps a dagger on Cuba’s oil convoy, while two Chinese shell companies arm them. TRASH PANIC / 10 https://unhingednews.com/my/new-us-sanctions-target-cubas-oil-shipping-electronics #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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