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RM500 wedding present for newly-married couples in Penang next year

🇲🇾 Malaysia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Free Malaysia Today·30 Oct, 11:58 am
RM500 wedding present for newly-married couples in Penang next year — Malaysia
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The Straight Version

Penang is handing out RM500 to newlyweds, RM600 to e-hailing drivers, and a month's bonus to civil servants.

The UNHINGED Take

Nothing screams election panic like desperate cash handouts thrown at the rakyat to distract from the crumbling infrastructure. Penang is basically buying votes with pocket change while the state bank account bleeds.

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The Bottom Line

DESPERATE VOTE BUYING / 10

Nothing screams election panic like desperate cash handouts thrown at the rakyat to distract from the crumbling infrastructure.

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Nothing screams election panic like desperate cash handouts thrown at the rakyat to distract from the crumbling infrastructure. DESPERATE VOTE BUYING / 10 https://unhingednews.com/my/rm500-wedding-present-for-newly-married-couples-in #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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