The Straight Version
Cross River State government distributed grants and training programs to 5,350 local entrepreneurs and small business owners.
The UNHINGED Take
Five thousand handouts won't fix the state's rot when the money vanishes before it hits the bank. Another grand photo-op to mask the poverty circus while the elites feed on the crumbs.
The Bottom Line
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Five thousand handouts won't fix the state's rot when the money vanishes before it hits the bank.
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Five thousand handouts won't fix the state's rot when the money vanishes before it hits the bank. PROFESSIONAL SCAM ARTISTRY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ng/5-350-criver-entrepreneurs-benefit-from-msme-interventions #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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