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UK adventurer completes 28-year, 50,000km trek

🇳🇬 Nigeria·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: The Punch·2 Nov, 01:31 pm
UK adventurer completes 28-year, 50,000km trek — Nigeria
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The Straight Version

Karl Bushby finished a 28-year, 50,000-kilometre trek on foot from Chile back to his home in England.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine spending nearly three decades walking just to realize you have been homeless for 28 years. This man is a professional vagabond cosplaying as an explorer while life passed him by.

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PROFESSIONAL WASTEMAN / 10

Imagine spending nearly three decades walking just to realize you have been homeless for 28 years.

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