The Straight Version
Pope Leo appointed 39-year-old Maria Alvarado as the first laywoman to lead a Vatican ministry.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine thinking a media executive can polish the Vatican image; this is just a fancy deck chair arrangement on a sinking, ancient ship.
The Bottom Line
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Imagine thinking a media executive can polish the Vatican image; this is just a fancy deck chair arrangement on a sinking, ancient ship.
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Imagine thinking a media executive can polish the Vatican image; this is just a fancy deck chair arrangement on a sinking, ancient ship. CLOWN CAR CIRCUS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ng/pope-leo-appoints-first-woman-to-head-vatican #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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