The Straight Version
Army Chief Waidi Shaibu inaugurated 49 welfare and infrastructure projects for Nigerian soldiers nationwide.
The UNHINGED Take
Forty-nine projects to paint barracks and fix leaking roofs while the country burns? Imagine thinking a fresh coat of beige paint covers up the stench of systemic rot.
The Bottom Line
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Forty-nine projects to paint barracks and fix leaking roofs while the country burns?
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