The Straight Version
The Federal Government on Friday converted an abandoned petrol filling station at the State House, Abuja, into a Compressed Natural Gas refuelling facility. Read More: https://punchng.com/fg-converts-abandoned-state-house-petrol-station-to-cng-facility/
The UNHINGED Take
"FG converts abandoned State House petrol station to CNG facility" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"FG converts abandoned State House petrol station to CNG facility" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.
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