The Straight Version
United States President Donald Trump has named Stephen Miller, one of his closest aides and the architect of his hardline immigration policy, as his new chief of staff. Read More: https://punchng.com/just-in-trump-names-new-chief-of-staff/
The UNHINGED Take
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The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
Look at JUST IN speedrunning total brain death: "JUST IN: Trump names new chief of staff".
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