The Straight Version
Nollywood actress and babymama of Nigerian singer, Portable, Ashabi Simple, has begun her National Youth Service Corps programme at the Ogun State orientation camp in Sagamu. Read More: https://punchng.com/portables-baby-mama-ashabi-simple-begins-nysc-programme/
The UNHINGED Take
"Portable’s baby mama Ashabi Simple begins NYSC programme" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"Portable’s baby mama Ashabi Simple begins NYSC programme" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.
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"Portable’s baby mama Ashabi Simple begins NYSC programme" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ng/portables-baby-mama-ashabi-simple-begins-nysc-programme #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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