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Human trafficking: Police rescue three girls in Lagos

🇳🇬 Nigeria·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: The Punch·31 Oct, 02:39 am
Human trafficking: Police rescue three girls in Lagos — Nigeria
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The Straight Version

Police rescued three girls from a suspected trafficking ring in Badagry, Lagos.

The UNHINGED Take

Lagos Police Command sprinted to Badagry, hijacked a trafficking hustle that thought young girls were merchandise. The city still sells pawnbroker dramas like fresh stocks for crowds soaking in greed.

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HORRIBLE FROM START / 10

Lagos Police Command sprinted to Badagry, hijacked a trafficking hustle that thought young girls were merchandise.

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Lagos Police Command sprinted to Badagry, hijacked a trafficking hustle that thought young girls were merchandise. HORRIBLE FROM START / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ng/human-trafficking-police-rescue-three-girls-in-lagos #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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