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A modern take on an urban village in Wellington wins architecture award

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: The Post·5 Nov, 10:00 am
A modern take on an urban village in Wellington wins architecture award — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

A Wellington housing development featuring 61 townhouses has won a national architecture award.

The UNHINGED Take

Giving an award to a glorified stack of overpriced shoeboxes in a windy, sinking capital is peak Wellington delusion. It is not an urban village, it is a glorified prison with better paint.

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OVERPRICED CARDBOARD BOXES / 10

Giving an award to a glorified stack of overpriced shoeboxes in a windy, sinking capital is peak Wellington delusion.

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