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'Looking into a furnace': Three injured in Auckland substation fire - 1News

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: 1News NZ·5 Nov, 12:15 pm
'Looking into a furnace': Three injured in Auckland substation fire - 1News — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

Three people were injured after a fire broke out at an Auckland substation.

The UNHINGED Take

Auckland is literally self-destructing now because the infrastructure is as munted as the clowns running the show. Enjoy the darkness, you absolute muppets.

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The Bottom Line

ABSOLUTE INFRASTRUCTURE COLLAPSE / 10

Auckland is literally self-destructing now because the infrastructure is as munted as the clowns running the show.

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Auckland is literally self-destructing now because the infrastructure is as munted as the clowns running the show. ABSOLUTE INFRASTRUCTURE COLLAPSE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/looking-into-a-furnace-three-injured-in-auckland #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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