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Watch again: Final election debate, seven parties take voters' questions - 1News

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: 1News NZ·5 Nov, 11:41 am
Watch again: Final election debate, seven parties take voters' questions - 1News — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

Seven party leaders gathered for the final televised debate to answer voter questions ahead of the election.

The UNHINGED Take

Seven cooked muppets stood in a row spewing recycled manure while the country circles the drain. Watching these Beehive clowns fumble for relevance is like watching a circus catch fire.

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COLLECTIVE LOBOTOMY / 10

Seven cooked muppets stood in a row spewing recycled manure while the country circles the drain.

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