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Ten taken to Wellington Hospital due to fumes in bus on school trip - 1News

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: 1News NZ·5 Nov, 12:25 pm
Ten taken to Wellington Hospital due to fumes in bus on school trip - 1News — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

Ten people were rushed to Wellington Hospital after suffering from toxic fumes on a school bus.

The UNHINGED Take

Nothing says peak New Zealand infrastructure like a glorified oven-on-wheels hospitalizing the next generation. Absolute muppets running this country can't even keep a bus from becoming a mobile gas chamber.

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ABSOLUTE MUNTED PERFORMANCE / 10

Nothing says peak New Zealand infrastructure like a glorified oven-on-wheels hospitalizing the next generation.

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