The Straight Version
The All Blacks have named their match-day 23 for the upcoming rugby test against Scotland.
The UNHINGED Take
Dragging these munted relics back for a freezing game against Scotland proves the selectors are as cooked as a gas station pie. Nobody cares about padding the stats against a team that plays like wet cardboard.

The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE BED WETTING / 10
Dragging these munted relics back for a freezing game against Scotland proves the selectors are as cooked as a gas station pie.
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Dragging these munted relics back for a freezing game against Scotland proves the selectors are as cooked as a gas station pie. ABSOLUTE BED WETTING / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/all-blacks-name-strong-side-for-northern-opener #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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