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All Blacks name strong side for northern opener against Scotland

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Stuff Sport·5 Nov, 12:27 pm
All Blacks name strong side for northern opener against Scotland — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

The All Blacks have named their match-day 23 for the upcoming rugby test against Scotland.

The UNHINGED Take

Dragging these munted relics back for a freezing game against Scotland proves the selectors are as cooked as a gas station pie. Nobody cares about padding the stats against a team that plays like wet cardboard.

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The Bottom Line

ABSOLUTE BED WETTING / 10

Dragging these munted relics back for a freezing game against Scotland proves the selectors are as cooked as a gas station pie.

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Dragging these munted relics back for a freezing game against Scotland proves the selectors are as cooked as a gas station pie. ABSOLUTE BED WETTING / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/all-blacks-name-strong-side-for-northern-opener #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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