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All 9 people aboard killed as jet plunges into Florida neighbourhood - 1News

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: 1News NZ·3 Nov, 10:36 am
All 9 people aboard killed as jet plunges into Florida neighbourhood - 1News — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

A jet crashed into a Florida neighbourhood, killing all nine people on board.

The UNHINGED Take

Florida keeps proving it is the world's most munted sandbox where even gravity gives up. Absolute carnage for the suburban landscape, truly a cooked way to go.

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The Bottom Line

ABSOLUTE CARNAGE / 10

Florida keeps proving it is the world's most munted sandbox where even gravity gives up.

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