The Straight Version
Island Bay tops Trade Me watchlist for coast-lovin locals who never leave.
The UNHINGED Take
Island Bay’s watch‑list mania proves muppets think their dunes are the next Big Apple. Trade Me’s sellers are suing the sea for lost catering.
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The Bottom Line
MIND‑BLINDING FOOL / 10
Island Bay’s watch‑list mania proves muppets think their dunes are the next Big Apple.
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Island Bay’s watch‑list mania proves muppets think their dunes are the next Big Apple. MIND‑BLINDING FOOL / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/amazing-community-amazing-village-why-this-is-nzs #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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