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Where the current Silver Ferns were the last time New Zealand ruled world netball

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Stuff·30 Oct, 03:00 pm
Where the current Silver Ferns were the last time New Zealand ruled world netball — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

Thirteen years after their last stint at the summit, Dame Noeline Taurua’s Silver Ferns are poised to rejoin Australia atop the world rankings.

The UNHINGED Take

"Where the current Silver Ferns were the last time New Zealand ruled world netball" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"Where the current Silver Ferns were the last time New Zealand ruled world netball" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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"Where the current Silver Ferns were the last time New Zealand ruled world netball" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/where-the-current-silver-ferns-were-the-last #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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