The Straight Version
Forgotten No. 8 Christian Lio‑Willie recalled for All Blacks squad ahead of Kirifi.
The UNHINGED Take
Lio‑Willie’s recall is a surprise drop‑kick blind‑folded on a Sunday, fed to a squad still feasting on ale. All Blacks coaching now a muppet maze, chasing chaos like a lost kiwi on a cyclone.

The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10
Lio‑Willie’s recall is a surprise drop‑kick blind‑folded on a Sunday, fed to a squad still feasting on ale.
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