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Forgotten All Blacks No 8 gets welcome ‘curveball’ with surprise recall ahead of Kirifi

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Stuff·30 Oct, 03:00 pm
Forgotten All Blacks No 8 gets welcome ‘curveball’ with surprise recall ahead of Kirifi — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

Forgotten No. 8 Christian Lio‑Willie recalled for All Blacks squad ahead of Kirifi.

The UNHINGED Take

Lio‑Willie’s recall is a surprise drop‑kick blind‑folded on a Sunday, fed to a squad still feasting on ale. All Blacks coaching now a muppet maze, chasing chaos like a lost kiwi on a cyclone.

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The Bottom Line

CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10

Lio‑Willie’s recall is a surprise drop‑kick blind‑folded on a Sunday, fed to a squad still feasting on ale.

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Lio‑Willie’s recall is a surprise drop‑kick blind‑folded on a Sunday, fed to a squad still feasting on ale. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/forgotten-all-blacks-no-8-gets-welcome-curveball #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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