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CEO involved in major booze contract process despite declaring potential conflict

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Stuff·30 Oct, 03:00 pm
CEO involved in major booze contract process despite declaring potential conflict — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

Venues Ōtautahi chief executive Caroline Harvie-Teare declared a potential conflict of interest with the company that she then ranked first and went on to win.

The UNHINGED Take

Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from CEO involved in major booze contract process despite declaring potential conflict: "CEO involved in major booze contract process despite declaring potential conflict". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from CEO involved in major booze contract process despite declaring potential conflict: "CEO involved in major booze contract process despite declaring potential conflict".

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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from CEO involved in major booze contract process despite declaring potential conflict: "CEO involved in major booze contract process despite declaring potential conflict". FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/ce

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