The Straight Version
Political analysts predict the next government will require a four-party coalition to secure a parliamentary majority.
The UNHINGED Take
The Beehive is about to become a four-way munted clown circus where every muppet gets a turn at steering the wreckage into the ditch. Absolute cooked governance.
The Bottom Line
COLLECTIVE LOBOTOMY / 10
The Beehive is about to become a four-way munted clown circus where every muppet gets a turn at steering the wreckage into the ditch.
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The Beehive is about to become a four-way munted clown circus where every muppet gets a turn at steering the wreckage into the ditch. COLLECTIVE LOBOTOMY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/analysis-steel-yourself-for-a-four-party-coalition #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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