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Kohli takes stunning catch, leads India’s chase in one-sided ODI series opener

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Stuff Sport·4 Nov, 09:39 am
Kohli takes stunning catch, leads India’s chase in one-sided ODI series opener — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

Kohli snatches a sensational catch, guiding India’s victory in a one‑sided ODI opener.

The UNHINGED Take

Kohli's catch had the house in Wellington rattling—while the heroes of the Beehive still struggled to bat the bouncy Kiwi pitch, proving the Indians bring more than respect, they deliver pure, monumental embarrassment.

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Kohli's catch had the house in Wellington rattling—while the heroes of the Beehive still struggled to bat the bouncy Kiwi pitch, proving the Indians bring more than respect, they deliver pure, monumental embarrassment.

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