The Straight Version
Virat Kohli starred with both bat and ball as India defeated the Black Caps at Eden Park.
The UNHINGED Take
Watching the Black Caps get absolutely munted by a guy who spends more time on Instagram than the pitch is the peak of our national sporting humiliation. Absolute bunch of muppets.
The Bottom Line
COLLECTIVE BRAIN ROT / 10
Watching the Black Caps get absolutely munted by a guy who spends more time on Instagram than the pitch is the peak of our national sporting humiliation.
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