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'Appalling' family violence system made survivors question leaving abuse partners, new report shows

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Radio NZ·5 Nov, 10:19 am
'Appalling' family violence system made survivors question leaving abuse partners, new report shows — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

A new report reveals survivors of family violence felt better off staying than dealing with our failed system.

The UNHINGED Take

Our support system is so utterly munted it makes domestic torture look like a viable career move. Absolute pack of useless muppets running this circus into the dirt.

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The Bottom Line

NATIONAL EMBARRASSMENT / 10

Our support system is so utterly munted it makes domestic torture look like a viable career move.

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Our support system is so utterly munted it makes domestic torture look like a viable career move. NATIONAL EMBARRASSMENT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/appalling-family-violence-system-made-survivors-question-leaving #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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