The Straight Version
The five-match series starts at Eden Park in Auckland on Wednesday.
The UNHINGED Take
"Black Caps star ruled out of first India ODI after training collision" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.
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The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"Black Caps star ruled out of first India ODI after training collision" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.
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