Coal train derails, damages railway l…

Coal train derails, damages railway line near Ōtira Tunnel - 1News

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: 1News NZ·5 Nov, 09:50 am

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A coal train derailed and damaged the railway track near the Ōtira Tunnel.

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Peak Kiwi infrastructure performance right there, turning a vital transport artery into a munted pile of scrap metal. Absolute muppets couldn't keep a coal train on the tracks if their lives depended on it.

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MUNTED ENGINEERING DISASTER / 10

Peak Kiwi infrastructure performance right there, turning a vital transport artery into a munted pile of scrap metal.

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Peak Kiwi infrastructure performance right there, turning a vital transport artery into a munted pile of scrap metal. MUNTED ENGINEERING DISASTER / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/coal-train-derails-damages-railway-line-near-tira #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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Coal train derails, damages railway line near Ōtira Tunnel - 1News

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