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Election live: Labour crawls out of the 20s in final poll before election night

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: RNZ Politics·5 Nov, 06:58 pm
Election live: Labour crawls out of the 20s in final poll before election night — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

Labour finally scraped above 20 percent in the final pre-election poll as campaigning hits a fever pitch.

The UNHINGED Take

Labour is crawling out of the grave like a desperate zombie, while the rest of these muppets fight over who gets to drive our country off the cliff first.

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The Bottom Line

COLOSSAL POLITICAL CARNAGE / 10

Labour is crawling out of the grave like a desperate zombie, while the rest of these muppets fight over who gets to drive our country off the cliff first.

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Labour is crawling out of the grave like a desperate zombie, while the rest of these muppets fight over who gets to drive our country off the cliff first. COLOSSAL POLITICAL CARNAGE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/election-live-labour-crawls-out-of-the-20s #NZElection

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