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Watch: Samantha Hayes and Paddy Gower answered your questions live - here’s what happened

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Stuff·5 Nov, 07:00 pm
Watch: Samantha Hayes and Paddy Gower answered your questions live - here’s what happened — New Zealand
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Samantha and Paddy paused election night strategy to host a members‑only event.

The UNHINGED Take

Samantha Hayes & Paddy Gower left Beehive battle plans for an Extra Stuff pizza bash—policy? Pfft, food wins.

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CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10

Samantha Hayes & Paddy Gower left Beehive battle plans for an Extra Stuff pizza bash—policy?

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