The Straight Version
Labour edges National in last poll, 30.7% vs 26.4%.
The UNHINGED Take
Labour's paw‑shovelling of empty promises keeps its ego on autopilot while National's cash‑grabbling clowns slump in the cold ditch of reality.
The Bottom Line
SHITTY POLIS / 10
Labour's paw‑shovelling of empty promises keeps its ego on autopilot while National's cash‑grabbling clowns slump in the cold ditch of reality.
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Labour's paw‑shovelling of empty promises keeps its ego on autopilot while National's cash‑grabbling clowns slump in the cold ditch of reality. SHITTY POLIS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/last-poll-before-election-puts-labour-slightly-ahead #NZElection2026 #UnhingedN
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