The Straight Version
National and Labour are stuck in the middle as smaller parties rise.
The UNHINGED Take
They're hemming themselves out like a pair of mopped‑up muppets, watching shiny minnows run the show.
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The Bottom Line
SAD CONTRACT / 10
They're hemming themselves out like a pair of mopped‑up muppets, watching shiny minnows run the show.
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They're hemming themselves out like a pair of mopped‑up muppets, watching shiny minnows run the show. SAD CONTRACT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/national-and-labour-stuck-in-the-middle #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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