The Straight Version
Hackers caused temperature spikes in supermarket refrigeration units across Belgium, Luxembourg, and Sweden this Monday.
The UNHINGED Take
European fridges are getting more action than the average Beehive muppet. Imagine getting your gourmet brie melted by a basement-dwelling gremlin while you pay five bucks for a single soggy tomato.
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE KITCHEN FIRE / 10
European fridges are getting more action than the average Beehive muppet.
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