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Sour grapes? Dems shocked as Haley Stevens breaks ranks

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·2 Nov, 01:54 pm
Sour grapes? Dems shocked as Haley Stevens breaks ranks — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

Michigan Democrat Haley Stevens endorsed Republican Mike Rogers following her primary loss to rival Abdul El-Sayed.

The UNHINGED Take

Stevens is having a total meltdown and handing the opposition a win just because she lost a popularity contest. Absolute petty muppet move that makes the whole party look like a circus.

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PATHETIC LOSER ENERGY / 10

Stevens is having a total meltdown and handing the opposition a win just because she lost a popularity contest.

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Stevens is having a total meltdown and handing the opposition a win just because she lost a popularity contest. PATHETIC LOSER ENERGY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/sour-grapes-dems-shocked-as-haley-stevens-breaks #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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