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Italian journalists under police protection as threats rise across the country

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·2 Nov, 01:20 pm
Italian journalists under police protection as threats rise across the country — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

Italy is the European country with the largest number of journalists under police protection. There, journalism is a profession particularly susceptible to threats and intimidation, but the European Union's measures to protect press freedom are slow to be implemented. FRANCE 24's team has more.

The UNHINGED Take

Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Italian journalists under police protection as threats rise across the country: "Italian journalists under police protection as threats rise across the country". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.

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FAILED / 10

Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Italian journalists under police protection as threats rise across the country: "Italian journalists under police protection as threats rise across the country".

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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Italian journalists under police protection as threats rise across the country: "Italian journalists under police protection as threats rise across the country". FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/italian-

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