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Police arrive at German university pro-Palestine protest

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·2 Nov, 01:37 pm
Police arrive at German university pro-Palestine protest — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

Riot police arrested dozens of pro-Palestine student protesters at the University of Hamburg.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine thinking a lecture hall sit-in in Germany stops a war on the other side of the planet. These cooked muppets need a hobby that doesn't involve catching a criminal record.

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The Bottom Line

ABSOLUTE CLOWN SHOW / 10

Imagine thinking a lecture hall sit-in in Germany stops a war on the other side of the planet.

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Imagine thinking a lecture hall sit-in in Germany stops a war on the other side of the planet. ABSOLUTE CLOWN SHOW / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/police-arrive-at-german-university-pro-palestine-protest #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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