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New move-on powers used 29 times, mostly for drunk and disorderly conduct

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Stuff·2 Nov, 08:17 pm
New move-on powers used 29 times, mostly for drunk and disorderly conduct — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

Police say officers take a graduated response before issuing orders, which came into force on October 25.

The UNHINGED Take

"New move-on powers used 29 times, mostly for drunk and disorderly conduct" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"New move-on powers used 29 times, mostly for drunk and disorderly conduct" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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"New move-on powers used 29 times, mostly for drunk and disorderly conduct" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/new-move-on-powers-used-29-times-mostly #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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