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Non-residential building consents fall to 12-year low

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: The Post·3 Nov, 03:36 am
Non-residential building consents fall to 12-year low — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

Consents for non-residential building work consents are declining in value and volume, and that’s not great news for the sector.

The UNHINGED Take

"Non-residential building consents fall to 12-year low" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"Non-residential building consents fall to 12-year low" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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"Non-residential building consents fall to 12-year low" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/non-residential-building-consents-fall-to-12-year #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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