The Straight Version
Consents for non-residential building work consents are declining in value and volume, and that’s not great news for the sector.
The UNHINGED Take
"Non-residential building consents fall to 12-year low" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"Non-residential building consents fall to 12-year low" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.
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"Non-residential building consents fall to 12-year low" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/non-residential-building-consents-fall-to-12-year #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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