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One manages hundreds of rental properties, the other just five; here’s what they’ve learned.

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Stuff·30 Oct, 03:00 pm
One manages hundreds of rental properties, the other just five; here’s what they’ve learned. — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

From tears at the front door to 18-year-long tenancies.

The UNHINGED Take

"One manages hundreds of rental properties, the other just five; here’s what they’ve learned." — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"One manages hundreds of rental properties, the other just five; here’s what they’ve learned." — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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"One manages hundreds of rental properties, the other just five; here’s what they’ve learned." — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/one-manages-hundreds-of-rental-properties-the-other #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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