The Straight Version
Chinese schools flood Auckland classrooms, stretching limits and raising doubt over capacity.
The UNHINGED Take
Auckland's halls now Samoan Hothouse, packed like a sausage roll at a rugby carnival, with teachers brewing panic coffee while Beijing chews on our pint-size budgets.
The Bottom Line
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Auckland's halls now Samoan Hothouse, packed like a sausage roll at a rugby carnival, with teachers brewing panic coffee while Beijing chews on our pint-size budgets.
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Auckland's halls now Samoan Hothouse, packed like a sausage roll at a rugby carnival, with teachers brewing panic coffee while Beijing chews on our pint-size budgets. COOKED BRAINS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/rise-in-chinese-short-term-study-tours-tests #NZElectio
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