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Skin cancer patients pushed towards less effective treatment by insurance shortfalls

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Radio NZ·5 Nov, 06:55 pm
Skin cancer patients pushed towards less effective treatment by insurance shortfalls — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

Insurance cuts force cancer patients into cheaper, less effective treatments.

The UNHINGED Take

Insurance corp’s got a new motto: ‘Bill more, save lives’. Munted, old penguins!

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The Bottom Line

SICK INSURANCE / 10

Insurance corp’s got a new motto: ‘Bill more, save lives’.

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