The Straight Version
With Nicola Willis at risk of missing out on Parliament, the scramble for our next finance minister is veering into surreal coalition territory.
The UNHINGED Take
Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Superyachts, former All Blacks and a scramble for the Beehive’s top economic job: "Superyachts, former All Blacks and a scramble for the Beehive’s top economic job". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.

The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Superyachts, former All Blacks and a scramble for the Beehive’s top economic job: "Superyachts, former All Blacks and a scramble for the Beehive’s top economic job".
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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Superyachts, former All Blacks and a scramble for the Beehive’s top economic job: "Superyachts, former All Blacks and a scramble for the Beehive’s top economic job". FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/supe
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