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Sydney Sweeney is mixing lingerie with kid’s movies, but should she?

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Stuff·30 Oct, 03:00 pm
Sydney Sweeney is mixing lingerie with kid’s movies, but should she? — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

Has Sydney Sweeney crossed a new line associating lingerie with children?

The UNHINGED Take

Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Sydney Sweeney is mixing lingerie with kid’s movies, but should she?: "Sydney Sweeney is mixing lingerie with kid’s movies, but should she?". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Sydney Sweeney is mixing lingerie with kid’s movies, but should she?: "Sydney Sweeney is mixing lingerie with kid’s movies, but should she?".

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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Sydney Sweeney is mixing lingerie with kid’s movies, but should she?: "Sydney Sweeney is mixing lingerie with kid’s movies, but should she?". FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/sydney-sweeney-is-mixing-lin

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