The Straight Version
Two rival cricket teams stopped their match to save a player who collapsed during the game.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine almost carking it over a game of cricket, the most boring way to shuffle off this mortal coil. At least the muppets did something useful for once instead of chasing a leather ball.

The Bottom Line
MID TIER HUMANITY / 10
Imagine almost carking it over a game of cricket, the most boring way to shuffle off this mortal coil.
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