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The piece of kit which helped save the life of a cricketer

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Stuff·2 Nov, 06:23 am
The piece of kit which helped save the life of a cricketer — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

Two rival cricket teams stopped their match to save a player who collapsed during the game.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine almost carking it over a game of cricket, the most boring way to shuffle off this mortal coil. At least the muppets did something useful for once instead of chasing a leather ball.

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MID TIER HUMANITY / 10

Imagine almost carking it over a game of cricket, the most boring way to shuffle off this mortal coil.

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Imagine almost carking it over a game of cricket, the most boring way to shuffle off this mortal coil. MID TIER HUMANITY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/the-piece-of-kit-which-helped-save-the #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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