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The South Island MPs who will survive the election - and those who probably won’t

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: The Post·2 Nov, 08:34 pm
The South Island MPs who will survive the election - and those who probably won’t — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

Speaker Gerry Brownlee has been an MP for three decades. Is it all about to end?

The UNHINGED Take

"The South Island MPs who will survive the election - and those who probably won’t" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"The South Island MPs who will survive the election - and those who probably won’t" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.

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"The South Island MPs who will survive the election - and those who probably won’t" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/the-south-island-mps-who-will-survive-the #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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