The Straight Version
Swarbrick slams Willis' attack ad defence as galling.
The UNHINGED Take
Willis thinks he's a giant smurf, but his attack ads are a soggy snack. Swarbrick's right—Beehive clowns are as useful as a gumboot in the desert.

The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10
Willis thinks he's a giant smurf, but his attack ads are a soggy snack.
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