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5,825 Bilibid inmates receive vegetables donated through Pangilinan

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABS-CBN News·2 Nov, 05:21 am
5,825 Bilibid inmates receive vegetables donated through Pangilinan — Philippines
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The Straight Version

Kiko Pangilinan's 144 veg bags landed in Bilibid, feeding 5,825 inmates.

The UNHINGED Take

"5,825 Bilibid inmates receive vegetables donated through Pangilinan" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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The Bottom Line

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"5,825 Bilibid inmates receive vegetables donated through Pangilinan" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.

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That cursed thumbnail up top? Spat out by HyperVision AI in about 4 seconds. Go make your own monstrosity — ruin someone's feed today. 🔥

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