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Tarriela: Chinese envoy got the wrong Teodoro in oil talks row

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABS-CBN News·2 Nov, 06:05 am
Tarriela: Chinese envoy got the wrong Teodoro in oil talks row — Philippines
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The Straight Version

MANILA, Philippines — Philippine Coast Guard (PCG) Rear Adm. Jay Tarriela on Monday accused Chinese Ambassador Jing Quan of spreading disinformation, saying the Chinese Embassy in Manila appeared to mistake Defense Secretary Gilberto Teodoro Jr. for former Foreign Affairs Secretary Teodoro Locsin Jr. in its allegations over stalled joint oil and gas exploration talks. On Sunday, […]... Keep on reading: Tarriela: Chinese envoy got the wrong Teodoro in oil talks row

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"Tarriela: Chinese envoy got the wrong Teodoro in oil talks row" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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FAILED / 10

"Tarriela: Chinese envoy got the wrong Teodoro in oil talks row" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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