The Straight Version
CEBU CITY, Philippines — Reclaiming waterways to help reduce flooding could prove difficult for Cebu City as the local government prepares to enforce the legally required 3-meter easements while addressing the relocation needs of families living along riverbanks. Mayor Nestor Archival acknowledged that finding new homes for affected residents remains a major challenge, even as […]... Keep on reading: Cebu City launches 3-meter easement drive, faces relocation hurdle
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"Cebu City launches 3-meter easement drive, faces relocation hurdle" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"Cebu City launches 3-meter easement drive, faces relocation hurdle" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.
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