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Legislator denies pushing ‘shoot-to-kill’ resolution vs Bato Dela Rosa

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABS-CBN News·2 Nov, 06:00 am
Legislator denies pushing ‘shoot-to-kill’ resolution vs Bato Dela Rosa — Philippines
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The Straight Version

Rep. Loran Suan denies calling for shoot-to-kill resolution against Sen. Bato Dela Rosa.

The UNHINGED Take

Suan’s fake shoot‑to‑kill plot is petty scumbagism, a clown parade for a pixel‑piled parliament. Dela Rosa? He just gets more gas for the ICC to scream about.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED AT LAW / 10

Suan’s fake shoot‑to‑kill plot is petty scumbagism, a clown parade for a pixel‑piled parliament.

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Suan’s fake shoot‑to‑kill plot is petty scumbagism, a clown parade for a pixel‑piled parliament. FAILED AT LAW / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ph/legislator-denies-pushing-shoot-to-kill-resolution-vs #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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